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Christmas Horror Gifts Ideas for Horror Fans


Horror Fans Friends are a little different to shop for, for all holidays & birthdays..  our tastes are a bit darker than most but don’t despair, there are places that cater to the horror fans that you can purchase from..  if you are not in a major city or metropolis then the stores are mostly to be found online but if you are in major cities, i’m sure you can go find the stores in that area..  but of course shopping online takes all the hassles out of shipping for you..

you could do a nice subscription box for your Horror Fan Friend, these are mystery boxes filled with horror related items from movies, tv shows and whatnot, these subscriptions always make a horror fan’s day!

http://www.boxofdread.com/  from Dread Central online magazine, filled with items based on horror movies, some boxes contain a horror Funko Pop Vinyl figure, $20 for one month..

https://nerdblock.com/horror  from NerdBlock, in partnership with Rue Morge Magazine(horror magazine) it’s filled with horror items based on horror movies, $20 for one month, plus $10 for shipping..

https://horrorpack.com/  Horror Pack is a mystery horror dvd or blu-ray horror movies box, the minimum is $20 for one month, you get 4 dvds or blu-ray movies per month!!  what a great way for a horror fan to add to their bloody movie collection!!

now moving to horror related stores..

http://www.hottopic.com/  Hot Topic is the store for horror/goth/punk/metal fans, from apparel to accessories and everything else, this store caters to the fans of the darker tastes, usually these stores are in major city areas but they also have online store !!

http://funko.com/collections/       Horror Fans don’t mind horror figures to collect and to display on their shelves, FUNKO Pop Vinyl figures are fun and even cute with some of their horror related figures, you might have to take the time to find what you think your Horror Fan Friend might like, they have quite a selection of different categories ..

Horror Fans also love getting horror t-shirts!  so they can wear their horror interests on their person for the world to see!  here’s a few sites that can supply the need for horror to wear..

http://www.fright-rags.com/  Fright Rags

https://www.rottencotton.com/  Rotten Cotten

http://www.tshirtbordello.com/pages/Horror-Shirts  Tshirt Bordello

and if you still can’t find anything for your Horror Fan Friend, then i suggest GIFTCARDS to Amazon(where you can find almost everything), or your local bookstore/video store, so they can buy what they want!








Bane’s Best & Worst Xmas Horror List


the WORST movie, in my opinion, is JACK FROST(1997) and not the Michael Keaton one..

The ’97 movie was absolute beyond crap low budget film and beyond ridiculous story..

a convicted murderer being driven to his execution thru Colorado, in a really bad snow storm, the van collides with a toxic waste tanker which transforms the psycho’s DNA to bond with the snow and becomes a Killer Snowman, and his name is Jack Frost..

which means his powers of changing to get into houses are unlimited as long as it’s snowing and cold, he can get under front door and in thru the very big opening of door locks..  and even if you melt him, he will reform as a snowman..  he has the worst one liners ever, oh..  and he does rape and murder a woman in the shower with his snowman carrot nose..  ewww…  and brutal..



a Netherlands film about Saint Nick, who is much like Krampus,  not the holly jolly Santa Claus, but a murderous fallen bishop, who was turned into a creature for revenge on the town that sank & burned the boat he was on because he was a savage bully, many many decades ago..  he is accompanied by his Black Petes, minions dressed in black, that do his bidding to spread more mayhem and fear..

Saint Nick also rides a magical dead horse that carries him to all sorts of places, like rooftops and such..

i personally hate english subtitles because it takes my eyes away from the people on the screen to read what is being said, so be sure to find the english dubbed version..

it’s also a bit of cheese but not too bad..



this one i really enjoyed!  A hilarious UK horror comedy!

it’s brilliant, a office janitor is stuck in a women’s bathroom stall and using all sorts of ways to keep the zombies from getting to him..

it’s an office building’s christmas party and someone was infected with the zombie virus that practically took over the whole building, and WC is one of the few survivors stuck and trying to get out without being bitten! and practically the whole movie is all in this bathroom!

i would recommend this one to everybody!



this one is more dramatic but just a bit WTF??   3 people are trapped in an ATM little building, by a psycho slasher..

it’s mostly a waiting game and the 3 hotshots try to use the ATM machine to get the police to show up because the killer is literally staring them down just outside near their car, which is half a parking lot away, right outside the little building..  and no one has a working cellphone??

the killer waits so long, that he actually pulls out a fold out chair to sit and watch them..

this is more a WTF film..  i didn’t understand why someone would attack people at an ATM, he obviously didn’t want their money..  that was clear enough..  but ..  ok.. i guess..  huh?



a woman trying to leave her office building to go home and visit her family for christmas, is trapped in the underground parking garage by an obsessed deranged lovesick psycho security guard(wes bentley)..

he has the place locked down, she’s unable to get cell reception to call for help and he chases her all over the parking areas, so that she can spend the holiday with him..

i guess some guys just don’t like to hear the word No..

this one is a major thriller and worth watching and also teaches a lesson about young women not going to their cars by themselves, even if it’s in an underground security parking area..



Bill Goldberg as a psycho Santa on a killing spree..

nothing more needs to be said..

i’d say watch this for the pure bloody mess that ensues as Santa, the offspring of Satan knocking up a virgin, and forced to deliver presents for 1000 years..  i guess he really hated his job and just couldn’t take it anymore..

but it’s Goldberg just going completely batshit psycho crazy!  it’s a fun watch!